14 Nov 2005
Ipraaal Fool
This was in 1999, 1st of April, Lahore Grammar School ...The sultriest [and sluttiest] mortal teacher in school is sat at her library desk, wearing bright red pencil heels. It’s boiling outside; soaring temperature. Her hair is left down – it’s dyed blonde for God sake! It's quite long too, and her perspiration is making it stick to her back.
Me: Miss, your shoes are really nice
She [clearly chuffed]: Oh thank you!
Me: April fool!
She: [rolls eyes and looks away]
Ok I think it’s best if I shut up right about ... now.
zaza at 12:15 pm
4comments
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at November 14, 2005
Crazed Teacher said... this just reminded me of ms . masood but i was never as mean as u .
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at November 14, 2005
Niqabi said...
wo...you were in Lahore Grammar school...naice. Which branch, though?
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at November 14, 2005
said... oayy...uve been a grammarian at a time!??
lagti to nai ho..muahahhaha
btw..BONGI...april fool aisay thori banatay hain..dry joke tha yeh to...sowwi to say...hahahaha
uff i think i shud stop...err..pointing out your mistakes? hehehahhahaha-
at November 16, 2005
maryam said...
cheapongi! [finally got to use this word]